- What it’s like to wake up every morning and legitimately need to check the weather.
- The taste of bad orange juice.
- The concept of eye contact as a direct threat.
- How much I would normally be sweating this time of year.
- Underground public transportation systems.
- The existence of Wolf Blitzer. And Maureen Dowd.
- Established, consistent bus stops.
- Avocados that exist in sizes smaller than my head.
- How to parallel park (to be fair, I was never very good at this to begin with).
- The idea of standing in line for brunch.
- Milk that comes in cartons, or yogurt that’s closer to a solid than a liquid.
- Using my debit card for anything that isn’t a plane ticket.
- Running without feeling like my lungs are considering exploding out of my chest.
- Movies without subtitles.
- Millionaire Matchmaker (and my enduring love for it).
15 Things I’ve (Almost) Forgotten About Since January
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